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MacPhantom wrote:Snow in October is like Manbearpig. I'm serial.

Just the thought is depressing.

A lesbian I know gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Apparently she misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch..."

Give her my phone number.

Aren't there enough people in Texas with mullets, wearing plaid shirts?

Cowboys don't have mullets, you're thinking of all the southern states east of here.

Like a midget at a urinal, you gotta be on your toes.

iHaunt wrote:Like a midget at a urinal, you gotta be on your toes.

The great Leslie Nielsen!

MacPhantom wrote:Snow in October is like Manbearpig. I'm serial.

Are you sure you're not "Super Cereal"?

My friends & I thought we saw a ManBearPig once while on holiday in Florida. It turned out to be a Coyote.

why do birds swoop down across the road in front of your car instead of flying high above the road like they do everywhere else?

Also, why do people slow down on the freeway when someone is parked on the shoulder like they just HAVE to see why they are parked there?

It also annoys me when there is someone pulled over by a trooper and everyone has to slow down when they drive by like the cop is going to radio ahead to Rosco P Coletrane and jump across his hood and speed off after them for doing the actual speed limit!

HINT: if you're driving the speed limit (even going by a cop who isnt) you arent breaking the law and you wont get pulled over!




for those of you who are too young to know who Rosco P Coltrane is

Spookymufu wrote:why do birds swoop down across the road in front of your car instead of flying high above the road like they do everywhere else?

Also, why do people slow down on the freeway when someone is parked on the shoulder like they just HAVE to see why they are parked there?

It also annoys me when there is someone pulled over by a trooper and everyone has to slow down when they drive by like the cop is going to radio ahead to Rosco P Coletrane and jump across his hood and speed off after them for doing the actual speed limit!

HINT: if you're driving the speed limit (even going by a cop who isnt) you arent breaking the law and you wont get pulled over!




for those of you who are too young to know who Rosco P Coltrane is

You need slow down when a car is on the side because it is safety for you to do it.

Also move over to the outside most lane when a police has another car stopped.

I don't know about the bird but the car stuff is common sense.

I'll Keep My Guns and Money And You Can Keep The Change.