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SpookShowBaby wrote:I've never heard of a Christian haunted house? What does it entail? Although if you think about it, being crucified and then coming back from the dead is a little spooky. I can't think of any other deities that are known for that!

"Great Zombie Jesus!!"

A 'christian' HH is all about the price your soul pays if you live a 'wicked' life.

For example: they might have a scene where a drugged-out teen is screaming repentence for her evil ways, or deamons tormenting a 'bad' parent, etc.

It would be hilarious except that they are serious about this stuff.

Why do people make a zombie Jesus?
I think they are just making fun of him. I do not like it when people make fun of Jesus. I have a bad habit of yelling "JESUS!" when I'm mad. Wich I really should stop. I would go to church but I really do not like it there. I bet God is not too proud of me right now. I am glad that God can forgive us no matter what we do!

It's a quote from the Futurama series.

Jesus would be a zombie by a twisted definition of the word, and if he didn't have a sense of humor about it, I wouldn't want to spend eternity with him!

I guess it is a joke because he was brought back from the dead.

Back in 2005 when I was really stupid I read in a church magizine about Harry Potter being evil because it was about witchcraft. I believed it for like two freaking years! I hated Halloween witches because I thought they were evil. I hated it when I saw someone in a Halloween witch costume or when I saw them anywhere! I realize now that it is complete bullcrap. I don't know if they hate Halloween witches but I know that they hate Harry Potter. COME ON!!! It is just a childrens book and movie series! What is so evil about a KIDS book? Hogwarts and other silly names in Harry Potter don't sound like anything from Satan. I do not even like Harry Potter anyways it just does not entertain me. I bet next they will be saying airplanes are evil because if you ride in one you are trying to be a bird instead a human like God made you.

Well, lets just forget those crazy Christians and enjoy our holiday of joy!

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I believe in God, and I enjoy Halloween. People in todays day and age get offended too easily. They are weak.

No joke and can you give me an 'amen'!!

They just see someone in a skeleton costume and freak out and yell <deleted> about them going to Hell if they do not change there evil ways and bring Jesus into there life. They can leave people alone and let them do what they want. They can mind there own lives. But we keep repeating this in this thread and others and this is not helping the problem. So....
LETS BUILD A SNOWMAN! WE CAN MAKE HIM NICE AND TALL! Just joking.

Rising Dead Man wrote:Well, lets just forget those crazy Christians and enjoy our holiday of joy!

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Not really into throwing names after the Christians.

Andybev01 wrote:No joke and can you give me an 'amen'!!

Amen. May light shine upon your quest...

I bet a lot of those Christians are like the ones I saw in that movie called Oh God. Where a bunch of Christians are at this guys house house saying things like "Give me your golden staff!" And they do all kinds of crazy things. Like someone takes out the garbage. One of those loony Christians blesses her than blesses the garbage. Anyone seen that movie?