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Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:40 pm
by Midnite Shadow
He had to know one of us was going to bust his chops after he said that...he knew it was coming
Glad I am not the only one who thought of it though hee hee...
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:45 pm
by Andybev01
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Didn't read that one one before I hit 'send'.
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:46 pm
by Midnite Shadow
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:21 pm
by iHaunt
Well, I'm so happy today because my mother is going to work all long weekend at 360 Pizzeria.
Extra hours for her to work this weekend - 10 hours on Sat, Sun and Mon.
Also, she will begin to go back to school on the 30th (Teacher's Working Days). WE really can't wait to hear they will move out here anytime in October! (I hope before HALLOWEEN!)
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:00 pm
by MacPhantom
Ciuin wrote:This is non-ewww because it stayed in my mouth. Why aren't you happy for me?
The implication is that sloppy sleep is the norm for you, which is a major Ewww.
Ciuin wrote:Not that I drool that much, it's the weather
Sooooo...... the weather causes you slobbery somnolence? Are you dreaming of summer cookouts, or perhaps Halloween candy? May I recommend a nice,
absorbent foam pillow? When it gets crusty, you know it's time for a wash.
Best of luck.
And Ewww.
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:18 pm
by Andybev01
"slobbery somnolence", would be a great name for a band.
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:22 pm
by MacPhantom
Especially a jug band.
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:44 pm
by Andybev01
Can anyone identify this part of the trumpet, class?
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:50 pm
by MacPhantom
That wouldn't happen to be the
SPIT-valve, would it??
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:54 pm
by Andybev01
Why do you think Satchmo always had that big white hankie on stage?
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:00 pm
by MacPhantom
Yeah.... See, I never saw the hankie, because I wasn't alive back in the '30s to see him play, so.....
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:24 pm
by Ciuin
MacPhantom wrote:
Are you dreaming of summer cookouts, or perhaps Halloween candy?
Kielbasa actually. *dabs chin*
So glad I know how to disgust you. What other human functions disgust you?
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:39 pm
by ilovemichaelmyers
Nothing
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:47 pm
by Ciuin
ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Nothing
Watch this and feel better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfQ0ORwSDM
Re: What made you happy today? :)
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:46 pm
by MacPhantom
Ciuin wrote:MacPhantom wrote:
Are you dreaming of summer cookouts, or perhaps Halloween candy?
Kielbasa actually. *dabs chin*
Wow. I don't think we know you well enough yet to take that joke to it's natural conclusion, but if you keep hanging fastballs over the plate like that, sooner or later someone is gonna go all Sammy Sosa on it...
Ciuin wrote:So glad I know how to disgust you.
It's not difficult. Tune any tv in my general vicinity to FOX News, and you've got it.
Ciuin wrote:What other human functions disgust you?
It's not the functions so much as the inability to keep the byproducts of those functions in their proper place. Mucus outside the nasal passages, wax beyond the ear canal, wee stains in the undercrackers and vomitus any where, any time.
