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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Spookymufu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:18 pm

I think some one is blowing smoke, not sure who tho
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:21 pm

What if the one who's supposed to die grew up watching Steven Segal and Bruce Willis movies, and knows you're never supposed to give up, no matter how many terrorists have taken over your boat or building, and the other grew up watching Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone movies, and speaks muddled English but is one tough birdie? What if the two odd birds just happen to be abnormally stubborn?

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Ciuin » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:25 pm

Then they enter the thunderdome. Why have you not heard of this?
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:28 pm

What if Tina Turner is having a party, and the thunderdome isn't available??

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Spookymufu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:30 pm

does all this apply to the fishys too?
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:33 pm

Don't be stupid, Spooky! Fish can't watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. :?

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Spookymufu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:33 pm

ah yeah, I suppose you're right
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Ciuin » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:33 pm

Mel Gibson owns the thunderdome. Besides, who would go to her party?

Mel's great at making these decisions.
MacPhantom wrote:Don't be stupid, Spooky! Fish can't watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. :?
How are they going to get a TV to work underwater? :roll:
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:35 pm

Ciuin wrote: Mel's great at making these decisions.
What if he's too busy choking his girlfriend to decide?

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Ciuin » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:37 pm

I guess we could watch. What's a few minutes to these widowed birds?
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:39 pm

He usually reads his bible when he's finished beating his girlfriend. That could take hours. Meanwhile, the flock is going nowhere. :|

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Spookymufu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:40 pm

Ciuin wrote:How are they going to get a TV to work underwater? :roll:
Spongebob did!
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Andybev01 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:41 pm

Solved: we get Mel Gibson to choke the sick bird. After all, since his most recent escapade he probably has a lot a lot of practice with chickens...
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Re: Random thoughts

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:41 pm

HA! :lol:

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Re: Random thoughts

Post by Ciuin » Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:43 pm

Yes, that is pleasingly simple Andy.
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