How will you die?

[Castle]

Ya know, that may happen on Halloween night when I'm drunk and trying to find my truck after leaving the bar.

Mac was sitting at his computer desk when the ground split beneath his chair, opening a glowing bright void a few feet wide. As he fell into the abyss, his brain started to hemhorrage from the intensely loud BeeGees music echoing off the walls until it liquified and drained out his orifices.

[Miss Monster]

Castle thought he had it made in the shade after his pet tyrannosaurus killed the girls on the roof. Unfortunately, he was having some sort of psychotic episode that caused him to confuse three girl guides and their troupe leader for evil beings. Castle was arrested shortly after his epic fistpump, and sent to Arkham Asylum to await his psychological assessment. The containment cell wasn't bad, and whats more, the straitjacket was pretty comfortable. But when the doctor came in to examine him, he lost it entirely. One glance at her tiny skirt and he knew it was over. Before Castle could muster the strength to scream for help he was given a sedative, which gave him the strangest feeling of deja vu. At once a feeling of dreamy peacefulness overtook him, and the realization that his death was approaching didn't bother him in the slightest. Strapped to a gurney he was taken down to the operating room and given eleven rounds of electro-convulsive therapy. At the end of the session, he was little more than a pile of mush, eyes rolling in his head, drooling all over himself. He was allowed back to his room, where he sat in wonderment.. contemplating all the events that had led to his current predicament. He sat for hours, staring at the white walls that confined him, until he heard the sound of a lock sliding back. The doctor entered the room. Castle wanted to run, but either from the aggressive shock therapy or fear it's self, couldn't get his legs to move. The doctor had her orderlies take Castle back downstairs, this time no sedatives were necessary. He was afraid, he felt like a lamb being hauled off for slaughter. Back in the operating room Castle noticed another patient. He had heard through the walls of his holding cell, she was a complete lunatic. "thinks she's a bear" the doctor scoffed to her staff. Castle and the other patient were strapped side by side on an enormous and obviously specialized operating table. Not even the orderlies seemed to understand until the doctor took out her sewing kit and a buzz saw. She hacked off the limbs on the right side of Castles body and the left side of the others, then sewed them together and pronounced them siamese twins. Her staff applauded and pictures were taken. Only once they were back in their now shared room, did the newly created twins speak to each other. They both understood that there would be no escape, and that what had already been done to them, was just the beginning of the sociopathic doctors horrifying experiments. They agreed upon a sacrifice. To save themselves more pain and humiliation, they strangled each other.

[witchy]

Little Miss Monster had Mr Monster made & when he awoke he was sooo happy to see her, he hugged her, he hugged her so tight she died in his arms!!

[Castle]

Witchy was excited that it was Halloween night. So excited in fact, she shoved her witch hat on upside down accidentally, gouging through her skull and brain with the very stiff point.

[Ciuin]

I'm chewing your bones to get to the marrow. Delicious, jelly like marrow. You'll die sometime in the next few hours.

[MacPhantom]

Ciuin got AIDS from eating Castle's marrow and died.

[Ciuin]

Mac tried on a bathing suit at Target, someone had pulled off the sani-strip and he contracted HIV. He managed to live for several healthy years, wearing all sorts of flashy bathing suits to the beach, until a bear ate him.

[MacPhantom]

Ciuin was running through the woods to escape a bear, when she came to a summer camp, where a guy in a hockey mask chopped her up into little tiny pieces with a machete, which the bear really appreciated.

[Miss Monster]

Mac was in the shop having his kilt altered. The woman that was pinning it was blind, and accidentally stuck Mac with a pin. Being anemic Mac bled on the floor. He bled on the blind woman. He just kept bleeding! Until he shriveled up.

[Ciuin]

Miss Monster was at a concert, front row, really enjoying herself. The lead guitarist snapped a string, it whipped across Miss Monsters face, stunning her for a moment. Someone asked 'Are you alright?' and just as Miss Monster began to answer, the upper half of her head slid off onto the floor.

[Miss Monster]

Ciuin went to sing karaoke one night with her besties. They were in the middle of a group rendition of bohemian rhapsody, when a drunken clown ran onto the stage and hacked them all the pieces. The clown then dragged Ciuin's mutilated corpse up to the microphone, and made her lifelessly lip sync the rest of the song.

[Andybev01]

While prepping for her Halloween party Monster accidentally impaled herself on an all too realistic devil pitchfork and passed out as she slowly bled out.

Her friends ignored her because they thought she was just trying to punk them and besides, there was so much fake blood all over the place that they didn't recognize the real thing when they saw it.

[witchy]

Andy went for a walk and forgot his way home, when he came across a Bobcat, he thought is was a kitty & tried to pet it, that when he found out that it was the wrong thing to do!! Poor, Andy survived several days before he died!!

[MacPhantom]

Witchy's cat, doing much better, regained it's appetite. Unfortunately, it somehow developed a taste for human flesh, and it ate Witchy. It took much longer than being eaten by a bear would have.

[Miss Monster]

Mac was busy taking down his awesome decorations a few days after Halloween, when he noticed a small boy wearing a devil costume standing in the drive, clutching a pillowcase. The boy didn't say anything, but stood and stared at Mac with his head cocked to one side. Mac went over to the boy, and offered him a piece of leftover candy. In a flash the tiny demon launched himself at Mac, mouth opening like a shark, and bit off Mac's right hand. Mac watched in surprised horror as blood spurted from his wrist, wondering what had happened. The little devil took advantage of Mac's shock and gnawed off both his legs at the knee. Mac fell to the ground vowing to never hand out candy to strange children again. This was the last thought that ran through his head before he died of shock and blood loss.