Q. Why can't you take the turkeys to the church?
A. Because they use such FOWL language!
Q. What did the turkey say when the hunter try to kill it?
A. Blah blah blah - simply run away!
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iHaunt
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Thanksgiving Jokes
I didn't even think of posting this Thanksgiving Jokes thread, so I'm opening the new thread here for you.
Q. Why can't you take the turkeys to the church?
A. Because they use such FOWL language!
Q. What did the turkey say when the hunter try to kill it?
A. Blah blah blah - simply run away!
Q. Why can't you take the turkeys to the church?
A. Because they use such FOWL language!
Q. What did the turkey say when the hunter try to kill it?
A. Blah blah blah - simply run away!
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witchy
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
Very Cute!! I got nothing for jokes, I'll keep on flying by till I get something. Witchy
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
Ok, keep trying witchy!
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
HAHA i like these
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
Cute jokes!
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
Funny thing that my elder aunt refused to eat turket stuffing and dressing... I asked her, "Why?" and she said, "That's turkey s---!"
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes
ihaunt you are to funny, I keep flying by & still got nothing. I do have a good sense of humor, really, I do!! But I can't tell a joke for the life of me. 