Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Have any great jokes or fun holiday things?
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Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby GreenElf » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:21 pm

Does anybody know some classic, funny, strange or just out there holiday quotes from different movies, stories or tv programs? If so please share... My signature is "It's a beaut Clark, It's a beaut" if you don't know it is from the NLCV movie when he finally gets his outside Christmas lights got work after flipping out on is lawn decor......
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby littledollclaudia » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:10 am

Oh wow one of my faves is from Home For The Holidays when the dad says,"I can't win for goddamn Christmas." Just cracks me up.
~On the 13th day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me...~

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Postby GreenElf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:36 pm

LOL yeah good one. Heres one "NOT A FINGA!" Does anybody know what thats from? :lol:
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Postby littledollclaudia » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:54 am

A Christmas Story!!! "You used all the glue on purpose!"
~On the 13th day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me...~

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Postby GreenElf » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:23 am

RIGHT ON!!! I laugh at that everytime! ....and remember....Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! I just watched that movie yesterday as I was home sick with my son. We watch Christmas stuff all day...Flinstones, Mickey Mouse, Mixed Nuts, A Christmas Story...... What a wonderfully lazy lounging day...
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby MHooch » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:58 pm

"Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred."

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Postby GreenElf » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:05 am

I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole!
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby MHooch » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:39 am

The Santa Clause, when Judy brings him the cocoa...

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Postby GreenElf » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:11 am

Nope, its from the Grinch song..



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.




I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.




You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

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Postby MHooch » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:42 am

LOL!LOL!LOL! Boy did I read that wrong...I thought you were talking about my quote, and that you couldn't get it :lol: ....:Hooch is laughing so hard, tears are falling down her face:...and you wouldn't touch it with a 391/2 pole: :lol: Hooch is giggling so hard she's having trouble staying in her chair...sliding...sliding:....so I gave the answer to MY quote in the next post :lol: :lol: :oh,oh, my sides are hurting from laughing: LOL! :lol: OH BOY!! That was a great belly laugh, it feels so good to laugh like that! This is a FUN game! :lol:

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Postby GreenElf » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:16 am

LOL...sorry bout that... Yes I did think it was the Santa Claus. :lol:
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby GreenElf » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:01 am

the PM button on the bottom of each entry allows you to private message teh people who entered each blog... Just click on that button and it should take you to a message page.
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby GreenElf » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:40 am

I don't know what it is,...it's a major award!
It's a beaut Clark, it's a beaut!

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Postby MHooch » Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:48 am

HMMMM... :?: Give me a hint....


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