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Christmas Jokes

Postby Mayhem on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:02 am

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby iSanta on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:16 pm

They're all funny XMAS jokes! Thanks for posting and sharing with some of us here! ;) :lol:


BTW, how do you know that Santa Claus was using the tooth brush?


The answer is it smells like a chocolate chip cookie! :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby basujanha2610 on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:51 pm

Mayhem wrote:What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !



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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby rtuhgdrtt3333333 on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:19 am

great!!hoho :D :D
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby denver8 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:00 pm

Great one liners :D ! Im gonna use them this season to amuse my nephews and neices. Yay!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Frothy on Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:15 pm

This really got me ROTFL!!!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby iSanta on Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:03 am

Why does Santa have his own three gardens?

So, he can ho-ho-ho! :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Sofarris on Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:02 am

Ha, they're great. I'm going to use them on my kids :D
Thanks.
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby CharlesLoyd on Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:21 am

iSanta wrote:They're all funny XMAS jokes! Thanks for posting and sharing with some of us here! ;) :lol:


BTW, how do you know that Santa Claus was using the tooth brush?


The answer is it smells like a chocolate chip cookie! :lol:

All jokes are funny, it refreshed me after Christmas, I don't want to let that Christmas time goes :(
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