Christmas Jokes
Christmas Jokes
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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They're all funny XMAS jokes! Thanks for posting and sharing with some of us here!

BTW, how do you know that Santa Claus was using the tooth brush?
The answer is it smells like a chocolate chip cookie!


BTW, how do you know that Santa Claus was using the tooth brush?
The answer is it smells like a chocolate chip cookie!


Santa Claus says Merry Christmas to everyone and wishes everyone the best holidays! I love you!
HO HO HO!
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Mayhem wrote:What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
Nice work..........



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great!!hoho



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Great one liners
! Im gonna use them this season to amuse my nephews and neices. Yay!

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Why does Santa have his own three gardens?
So, he can ho-ho-ho!
So, he can ho-ho-ho!


Santa Claus says Merry Christmas to everyone and wishes everyone the best holidays! I love you!
HO HO HO!
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Ha, they're great. I'm going to use them on my kids
Thanks.

Thanks.
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All jokes are funny, it refreshed me after Christmas, I don't want to let that Christmas time goesiSanta wrote:They're all funny XMAS jokes! Thanks for posting and sharing with some of us here!![]()
BTW, how do you know that Santa Claus was using the tooth brush?
The answer is it smells like a chocolate chip cookie!

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Santa's Funny Outfit
How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
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Lol,too cute.Love some of those christmas jokes. 

Keeping that christmas spirit all your life through.
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
A rebel without a Claus
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Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.