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Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:21 pm
by GreenElf
Does anybody know some classic, funny, strange or just out there holiday quotes from different movies, stories or tv programs? If so please share... My signature is "It's a beaut Clark, It's a beaut" if you don't know it is from the NLCV movie when he finally gets his outside Christmas lights got work after flipping out on is lawn decor......

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:10 am
by littledollclaudia
Oh wow one of my faves is from Home For The Holidays when the dad says,"I can't win for goddamn Christmas." Just cracks me up.

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:36 pm
by GreenElf
LOL yeah good one. Heres one "NOT A FINGA!" Does anybody know what thats from? :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:54 am
by littledollclaudia
A Christmas Story!!! "You used all the glue on purpose!"

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:23 am
by GreenElf
RIGHT ON!!! I laugh at that everytime! ....and remember....Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! I just watched that movie yesterday as I was home sick with my son. We watch Christmas stuff all day...Flinstones, Mickey Mouse, Mixed Nuts, A Christmas Story...... What a wonderfully lazy lounging day...

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:58 pm
by MHooch
"Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred."

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:05 am
by GreenElf
I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole!

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:39 am
by MHooch
The Santa Clause, when Judy brings him the cocoa...

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:11 am
by GreenElf
Nope, its from the Grinch song..



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.




I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.




You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:42 am
by MHooch
LOL!LOL!LOL! Boy did I read that wrong...I thought you were talking about my quote, and that you couldn't get it :lol: ....:Hooch is laughing so hard, tears are falling down her face:...and you wouldn't touch it with a 391/2 pole: :lol: Hooch is giggling so hard she's having trouble staying in her chair...sliding...sliding:....so I gave the answer to MY quote in the next post :lol: :lol: :oh,oh, my sides are hurting from laughing: LOL! :lol: OH BOY!! That was a great belly laugh, it feels so good to laugh like that! This is a FUN game! :lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:16 am
by GreenElf
LOL...sorry bout that... Yes I did think it was the Santa Claus. :lol:

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:01 am
by GreenElf
the PM button on the bottom of each entry allows you to private message teh people who entered each blog... Just click on that button and it should take you to a message page.

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:40 am
by GreenElf
I don't know what it is,...it's a major award!

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:48 am
by MHooch
HMMMM... :?: Give me a hint....