Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

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Postby littledollclaudia on Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:00 am

I so want that damn leggy lamp for my front window. :giggles:

"Aggh, even my dog's gone commercial."
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Postby EvilMel on Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:35 am

Duh! Come on obviously have not been watching that 24 hours a day on Christmas Day. hah hah

Did you see on the Today show that a guy bought that house for like 150K then fixed it up for another 200K. That's awesome!
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Postby fenwick on Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:17 am

"I Don't Want To Spend The Holidays Dead,Clark." :lol: :lol:

"I Should Of Got A Blue Spurce,They're Lighter".

"Christmas.....It's Not The Getting,Not The Giving. It's The Loving."

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Postby Holy_Night on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:14 pm

Allaluia! Holy _____! Were's the tylanol?!
O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,

It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.

Long lay the world in sin and error pining.

Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth...
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Postby Holy_Night on Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:49 pm

Grisowald family Chrithmath tree!
O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,

It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.

Long lay the world in sin and error pining.

Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth...
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Postby airhead on Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:43 pm

Home Alone-Merry Christmas you filthy animal.:lol:

It's A Wonderful Life-You're screwey!
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby ChristmasPenguin on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:48 pm

"Hee-Haw"--It's a wonderful life
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...:)
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby prettybomb2008 on Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:31 am

I do like this photo because it is really funny and it really makes me laugh everytime I read the quotes and see the photo of Santa reading the note from some greedy kid. Lolz!!!
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby Father Christmas on Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:46 pm

LOL! What an evil kid! :lol: :twisted:
Remember, Christmas isn't about gifts and lights.
Christmas is about the savior, who lights up the dark, on ALL nights.
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Postby thegame on Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:59 pm

[quote="airhead"]Home Alone-Merry Christmas you filthy animal.:lol:

Home Alone is one of my favorite Christmas movies. Makes me want an even bigger family.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby bigsam on Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:27 am

We all like to laugh and a smile and there is no faster way to evoke joy than looking at funny pictures. At Joke of the Day we take pride in making people laugh.
In the 1890's the invention of Thomas Edison's Kinetoscope heralded the age of animation screening rudimentary projection technology. Most people of the time saw the enormous potential this great invention would provide.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby Jina on Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:06 pm

I have a xmas joke but I think it's just a little too edgy. I think I'll keep my mouth zipped. LOL.
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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby Frothy on Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:40 pm

I'm not sure if this qualifies, but it's one of my favorites:

Dear Editor,

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says "If you see it in The Sun it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?

Virginia O'Hanlon,
115 West 95th Street,
New York City

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love, and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fill the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, not even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, cold tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view - and picture the supernatural beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

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Re: Christmas/Holiday Quotes!

Postby Jina on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:53 am

Now that really chokes me up and what a great answer to that age old question.
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