Lord Zargon wishes everyone a head-chopping Halloween season

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RexBHamilton
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Lord Zargon wishes everyone a head-chopping Halloween season

Post by RexBHamilton » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:55 am

Lord Zargon wishes everyone a head-chopping Halloween season



September 29, 2006



Dear Conjurors of Carnage:


Shriek with malicious glee, my darlings, as a new season of depravity now descends upon us. Lift up your cackling voices as one, as we raise the dead and bury the living!


Yours in blood,


Zargon





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uncletor
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Post by uncletor » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:25 am

glad to see the Lord is in fine trim and form..no sense staying in a cranky mood for the holiday..
as for the carnage, well, you know..I'll get around to it when I lower my dietary fat and raise my dietary fibre..people are so judgemental about carnage and blood nowadays..plays heck with the land resale prices..you get upset neighbours, and the cops are ALWAYS so nosy and we haven't even gotten INTO the depravity angle....and the rates, it's great when you're LORD ZARGON you have bucks, but man, the LABOR costs alone will put you in the poor house..it's like you can get them good, or you can get them depraved, but never both, you know what I mean??? And it's HARD in this cynical "don't give a darn" age to find the decent workmanship to actually RAISE the dead and BURY the living..they always fuss, and then someone HITS them with a shovel, and then THEY'RE dead, and you might as well have saved the labor rates in the first place and just left them above the ground to begin with. But hey, Zargon, have a Happy Halloween..and check out the local drugstore..they're running a special on the Halloween size Tostitos..you can't beat that...
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Post by geekmidwinter » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:09 pm

Uncletor, you crack me up. And it's true, it's so hard to find good minions these days.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

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Post by MHooch » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:09 pm

I've said it before...I'll say it again...uncletor, YOU ARE HILARIOUS :!: :!: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Winnie Sanderson » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:19 pm

OMG LOL!!!! too funny uncletor!

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