The Day After Christmas :)

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The Day After Christmas :)

Postby Blinky » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:16 pm

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,

Every creature was hurting-even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries were dead;

Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while

Upstairs the family continued to snore.

And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,

Went into the kitchen and started to clean.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a little white truck, with a oversized mirror.

The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;

The patch on his jacket said "US MAILMAN"

With a handful of bills, he grinned like a WOLF

Then quickly he stuffed them into the mailbox.

Bill after bill, after bill they still came.

Whistling and shouting he called them by name;

"Now Dillard's, now Walmart, now Penny's and Sears

Here's Levitz's and Target's and Kohl's-all here"

To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall,

Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all"

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.

He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.

He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road

Driving much faster with just half a load.

Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer.


I wish you all well, and hope to here from you all next YEAR".....

Have a great Holiday Season and may GOD Bless You and Your's.....

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The day after Christmas

Postby Santa Baby » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:31 pm

Very clever ....It would be hilarious if it werent so TRUE ahhhhhhhhhh
I've been an awful good girl,

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

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Postby Blinky » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:36 pm

Ok I have been forced to say this,lol

That is why I like Halloween so much better the kids settle for

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Postby airhead » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:15 pm

Love that, thank you. :lol:

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