Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurting-even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries were dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while
Upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
Went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with a oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "US MAILMAN"
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a WOLF
Then quickly he stuffed them into the mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name;
"Now Dillard's, now Walmart, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Levitz's and Target's and Kohl's-all here"
To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer.
"ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT...YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
I wish you all well, and hope to here from you all next YEAR".....
Have a great Holiday Season and may GOD Bless You and Your's.....
The Day After Christmas :)
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The day after Christmas
Very clever ....It would be hilarious if it werent so TRUE ahhhhhhhhhh
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
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