Christmas Jokes

[Santa Baby]

I just came across some Christmas oriented jokes and I thought it would make a good thread

so post all your Christmas jokes.....the cheesier the better!!



Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?

You get tinsel-itus !



What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

Tarzipan !



lets see what you come up with!

[Jack Frost]

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.



After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

[Jack Frost]

I found some great replies for rotten gifts.



Hey! There

[Ol' Black Pete]

Oh those are GREAT!!!!! I'll have to think of some!