Christmas Jokes

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Christmas Jokes

Postby Santa Baby on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:25 pm

I just came across some Christmas oriented jokes and I thought it would make a good thread

so post all your Christmas jokes.....the cheesier the better!!



Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?

You get tinsel-itus !



What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

Tarzipan !



lets see what you come up with!
I've been an awful good girl,

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
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Postby Jack Frost on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:41 pm

:lol:





Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.



After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
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Postby Jack Frost on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:45 pm

I found some great replies for rotten gifts.



Hey! There
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Oh those are GREAT!!!!! I'll have to think of some!
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