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I'm Ol' Black Pete!

Postby Ol' Black Pete on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:16 pm

I'm Ol' Black Pete

And I might not take your soul

But if you're a bad boy or girl

I'll surely leave you coal!



Before elves and eight tiny reindeer, St. Nicholas had a much more menacing assistant. Named Black Peter, this companion was the physical opposite of St. Nicholas. Tall and gaunt with a dark beard and hair, Black Peter was associated with the punitive side of Christmas. Traditionally St. Nicholas would hand out presents to good children, while it fell to Black Peter to dole out coal (and sometimes knocks on the head) to children who misbehaved.



Read more about me at My Merry Christmas.com



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Why did Santa decide not to keep you on the payroll? And be sure to note the link to 'Krampus'.



That's a great question, Freezin'...



TALLY OF COAL RECIPIANTS:



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Postby Catzilla on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:46 pm

Welcome OBP ! :D
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Postby I B Freezin' Wolfman on Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:09 am

Hey!

I know a few people, (not neccissarily kids,)

who need a good wack upside the knoggin.



I got one of those big mallets, from one

of those "Test Your Strength" games at

the carnival. That should work nicely.

:wink:
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Postby Silver Belle on Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:51 pm

'Ol Black Pete.. :D I would never have figured that out last night when I was trying to. :lol: Sure am glad to be on here with y'all, this will make the holidays so fun!
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:13 am

Geez, ya know.... EVERYone is SOOO wonderful here, what the HECK am I supposed to do with all this coal?
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Postby I B Freezin' Wolfman on Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:18 am

:?:

:idea:

:twisted:

Sometimes the obvious answer, is best left unsaid.
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:25 am

RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!

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Thanks IB FREEZIN WOLFMAN! You just watch your filthy little mouth!



WHO'S NEXT???
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Postby Santa Baby on Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:37 am

HEHE IBF got some coal...I am going to be a good girl...that is if I can... :wink:
I've been an awful good girl,

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
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Postby I B Freezin' Wolfman on Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:10 am

Not only am I the

president of the

"Coal Club",

I'm also a

member. :twisted:
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:06 pm

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That's pretty funny, Freezin!
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Postby Buddy the Elf on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:45 am

I hear coal is good for your digestive system
Gnomes Drank too much and trolls arient toilet trained.
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Postby I B Freezin' Wolfman on Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:31 pm

There has to be a lot of people who can be called "I B Freezin' "

You can't put my full name on the tag? A image editor like you?

I'm disapointed in you Ol' Black Pete. You're slacking off.



BTW:

Why did Santa decide not to keep you on the payroll?

(Sorry if this brings up bad memories,)

Was it cut backs from having to traverse the globe

from the North Pole to the South Pole, before he

even gets the chance to visits the homes of children?



Or was it because the added cost over runs of all that

coal that takes up so much room and weighs so much?



BTW2:

Ever hear of The Krampus?



Here's a Yahoo Search...
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:19 pm

I B Freezin' Wolfman wrote:Why did Santa decide not to keep you on the payroll?


That's a great question, Freezin', and one that opens an entire kettle of worms! The answer, to this day, continues to get worse...

In some parts of the globe, I'm still very popular as you
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Postby I B Freezin' Wolfman on Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:32 pm

Did you ever see the christmas show of "Venture Brothers" of Adult Swim/Cartoon Network? It has a Kampus invading their Christmas party. The Monarch was so impressed with the costume that the Kampus was wearing. (It didn't dawn on him that it was a real beast.) It's always an amusing show, regardless. I used to watch it when I had cable.



But instead, I opted for highSpeed cable.

Now I can get coal whenever I want it.

:lol:
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Postby Ol' Black Pete on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:22 am

I love the Venture Bros. I'll have to look into that episode.
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