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Halloween joke

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:58 am
by Boo
Subject: : A Halloween Story





A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.






However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!





Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...





and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)








The coffin stops

cool story....................

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:10 pm
by halloweengirl
:lol: BRILLIANT!!! liked your story-had me going. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:08 pm
by Winnie Sanderson
That was soooooo funny...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:29 pm
by jesseV
HAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAA! So funny.....I can't breathe..lol

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:07 pm
by Spooky_Ollie
OMG!! LOL!! I know halloween is about death, blood and all that stuff, but did you really have to make me die of laughter?! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:18 am
by tantraman
I will tell it to my children.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:05 pm
by Boo
Bump...get it?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:07 pm
by Dr Strange
That joke was even better due to your presentation. A+!

joke

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:12 pm
by spookyboo
Excellent....I loved that joke...You should post something on our poem a day thread...that was very nicely done :D

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:23 pm
by Haunted Horseman
SUPERB! Great Job! :D

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:46 pm
by MHooch
***Hooch is laughing so hard tears are falling down her face****


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothin' like a good Halloween joke, thanks Boo... and good to see you!

Re: Halloween joke

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:46 am
by Boo
Bump

Bump

Re: Halloween joke

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:47 am
by Boo
The annual bump bump

Re: Halloween joke

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:02 am
by adrian
LMAO i haven't seen or heard this one before lol

Re: Halloween joke

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:35 am
by Midnite Shadow
That was a good one...great presentation as well.